Disenchanted with the serious nature that the project was taking, one of our programmers decided to (secretly) implement some new code. This code has since been trademarked as JoyrideMode™.
JoyrideMode™ | joi rīd, mōd |
noun
- a mode in an amphibious airboat where the boat is unknowingly being operated purely for the pleasure of the operator and no other reason. Oh damn, I had the boat in JoyrideMode all day! It didn’t log any data!
- Key features of JoyrideMode:
- Disengages the sensors.
o Battery efficiency decreases by 97%
These batteries will allow the boat to run for approximately 11 minutes. |
o Feeds out random values.
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o Frequently shuts down forcing it to be rescued.
As you can see, JoyrideMode is an important feature of the Airboats.
Our chief boat operator is unaware that he is operating in JoyrideMode. For three hours he zig-zags across the pond believing that he is collecting valuable sensor data. |
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Coming tomorrow (8/9c): “Testing in Maryland, a statistical summary”
Copyright information: JoyrideMode and the 7-battery logo is a trademark of the CMU Airboat project.
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